11. Cuco Martina – Southampton vs Arsenal
Here’s Cuco’s long-shot beating big Pete on it’s way to buy a Martini.
10. Christian Benteke – Liverpool vs Manchester United
Benteke thought he’s still at Aston Villa, surely this goal doesn’t reflect his time at Liverpool.
9. Jamie Vardy – Leicester City vs Liverpool
Here Vardy’s long-shot just chatted s**t to Mignolet and got banged.
8. Dele Alli – Crystal Palace vs Tottenham
At Crystal Palace, we serve the best goals.
7. Dimitri Payet – West Ham vs Crystal Palace
What did i say, eh?
6. Xherdan Shaqiri – Stoke City vs Everton
Was Everton’s defense helping Martinez pack?
5. Riyad Mahrez – Leicester City vs Manchester City
Dear Pep, From Pelligrini with love.
4. Yaya Toure – Manchester City vs Arsenal
Yaya decided to take a flight, when Wenger parked the bus.
3. Eden Hazard – Chelsea vs Liverpool
Out of form? Contact Liverpool to become world-class again.
2.Harry Kane – Tottenham vs Arsenal
Did Kane score a goal or did batman just kill Joker.
1. Eden Hazard – Chelsea vs Tottenham
Hazard schedule – Win PL, sleep for a year, wake up and kick Spurs dreams.