11. David

Victoria- Romeo needs the ball.

Beckham- But I’m taking a penalty.

Victoria- I just got back from Victoria’s secret.

Beckham- ______

10. Alessandro

Move-move, road-runner on his way.

9.

Toni Terry – John, Wayne Bridge just called, we need to talk.

8.

This wasn’t a goal-kick? Ouch!

7.

But, but I shot on target, the goal post moved.

6.

When you try and stop a Tsunami with the ball.

5. Jonathan Soriano

What do you mean this is not a goal! American football, anyone?

4.

When Charlie Adam found the reporter who covered his pedophile case.

3.

I’m better then , I can miss a penalty twice.

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

Sick of goalkeeper’s tackling? Why not try and break his leg.

1. and Xabi Alonso

Lahm- Hey Xabi, wanna play slider?