11. David Beckham
Victoria- Romeo needs the ball.
Beckham- But I’m taking a penalty.
Victoria- I just got back from Victoria’s secret.
10. Alessandro Del Piero
Move-move, road-runner on his way.
9. John Terry
Toni Terry – John, Wayne Bridge just called, we need to talk.
8. Sergio Ramos
This wasn’t a goal-kick? Ouch!
But, but I shot on target, the goal post moved.
When you try and stop a Tsunami with the ball.
5. Jonathan Soriano
What do you mean this is not a goal! American football, anyone?
4. Charlie Adam
When Charlie Adam found the reporter who covered his pedophile case.
3. Lionel Messi
I’m better then Ronaldo, I can miss a penalty twice.
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
Sick of goalkeeper’s tackling? Why not try and break his leg.
1. Phillip Lahm and Xabi Alonso
Lahm- Hey Xabi, wanna play slider?